Friday, May 29, 2009
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
10 Years of Prequels
I believe I saw the flick with Mrs. Bart (although she wouldn't be Mrs. Bart for a few more days at that point), my sister, and pal TQ. I remember coming out with a sinking feeling, insisting that it was a fun flick and totally in the spirit of the original Star Wars trilogy, while the other 3 attendees looked down their noses at me with a mixture of pity and scorn. My God, the scorn!
I've said it before & I'll say it again: if you haven't heard John Hodgman's thoughts about The Phantom Menace on This American Life, you're missing out. Click here to access the full episode, streaming, for free. Fast forward to the good part.
I will say this for the prequels: over the past 3 years, I've probably spent more time watching the prequels than I have watching the original trilogy. But that's partly because I've watched the originals so many times that they're indelibly imprinted into my brain. So why not watch Attack of the Clones every now and then? If you skip the parts where Anakin is either angry or pitching woo to Pad-mizzle, that helps. A lot.
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009
The good ship Badonkadonk
Sometimes I'll pass something while driving and think, damn, I wish I could take a picture of that.
That happened today, but traffic eventually slowed, then stopped, and I was able to get the picture. Behold!
Aye, the Badonkadonk. She be a yar vessel, keel straight as the coxswain's yardarm.
I've been asking myself questions about the naming of this ship all day. One I keep coming back to: what guy decided this would be a great name (and trust me when I say "guy", because no woman was involved in this process), and which of his drunk-ass friends gave the idea an enthusiastic thumbs up?
Much like strange quarks and dark matter, perhaps the mystery behind the naming of the S. S. Badonkadonk should remain a mystery. There is such a thing as knowing too much.
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Monday, May 18, 2009
Say what? New Podcast episode!
See that link on the side of the page that says "subscribe to my podcast in iTunes"? (Or something like that. I'm not actually looking at my web page right now. That's a web 1.0 mentality.)
Well, there's a brand-spanking-new podcast episode up right now! Check that crap out and let me know what you think!
Bonus for me: I finally got to use 'Das Schutzenfest' from my Faith No More EP.
I'm listening to the new episode now, in fact. I need to stop clicking my tongue.
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Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Star Trek this Saturday!
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Modes of address
I recently corresponded with a Quaker, and he began his letter to me with "Friend Bart...." I thought that was pretty cool. Not quite up to the coolness level of an Amish guy calling you "English", but still pretty cool.
I don't think I've received any correspondence addressing me as "Reverend", although if I officiate any more weddings I may have to insist on it.
I've given some occasional thought to joining the Civil Air Patrol. With my teaching experience & master's degree, I could join as an aerospace educator with the rank of Captain, then switch to the "do-nothing-but-pay-annual-dues" squadron. When I accumulate enough time in grade I could switch back to an active unit to get a promotion, then go back to the do-nothing squadron, repeating the process all the way up to the rank of Lieutenant Colonel. Then I could start my own fried chicken restaurant.
I occasionally get "Professor" at school, usually via e-mail. In class I'm just "Bart" or occasionally "Mister Bart" (I love black people!), which is fine with me. I generally don't have the energy to behave in an appropriately professorial manner, unless you count absentmindedness and a lack of interest in my students as professorial. In which case I'm Ivy League.
I don't think I've ever been addressed as "Judge" or "Your Honor", which is probably a good thing since I'm occasionally an Arbitrator, which is not a Judge. Although my best case scenario in an arbitration would be for someone to begin a sentence with "Your honor..." and I interrupt them with "Look, I'm not a judge, and this is not a trial. It's a hearing. And my word is law. But I'm still not a judge."
I think the coolest way I've ever been addressed is when I was corresponding with a guy in Japan. He called me "Bart-san." Now that was freaking sweet.
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Numismatic failures
I had 3 numismatic goals during my European weekends, developed after weekend #1:
1. Obtain a roll of 2 cent euro coins. So I could give people "my 2 cents". Hokey, but cheap.
2. Obtain a 10 euro silver coin. All countries in the euro zone produce silver & gold commemorative coins, but according to my research, Germany is the only country where you can walk into a bank and exchange 10 euros in cash for a 10 euro silver coin at face value. That strikes me as much more civilized than minting a coin with a face value of $5 and selling it for $20 because that's what the metal is actually worth. (Just adjust the weight of the freaking coin!)
3. Obtain a set of the new pence coins in the UK (since we had a stopover at Heathrow in weekend #3). These are circulating coins and are way cool - click here to see.
In Munich, Mrs. Bart and I actually passed a bank during banking hours (rare, given our travel schedules) so I went in, found an employee that spoke English, and asked if they carried the 10 euro coins. She looked at me like I was from the moon (or possibly Jewish), checked with someone, and then told me she had no idea what I was talking about. I left disheartened and without bullion. Thanks, Deutsche Bank.
Goal #2: Epic Fail. "Epic" because this involved interaction with someone.
In Heathrow, all the coins I got as change were the old-style coins. I didn't have the heart to ask anyone at a currency exchange desk whether they had the newer coins.
Goal #3: Fail. Passive failure.
While in the bank in Munich, I should have asked for a roll of the 2 cent coins, but by then I'd been disheartened, so I didn't want to bother.
Goal #1: Fail. Passive failure.
So, I did not meet my goals. I have a goal for a stopover in the Netherlands coming in June, but I'm guessing I won't have much more luck with that than I did my other ones. It kind of sucks when you don't know the language, aren't assertive, and are easily discouraged.
On a more positive note, my primary goal on these trips was to have a good time. I can always buy coins online at ridiculously inflated prices, whereas I can't go back in time and enjoy myself if I was miserable.
Numismatic goals: failures. Life goals: working on it.
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Monday, May 11, 2009
Travel update, and a Star Trek-based request
I'll start with the request first, in case you don't want to read my ramblings. (But if that's the case, why are you here at all?)
Yes, I want to watch Star Trek in IMAX. Here's the question: would you fellow readers prefer a late-night weeknight showing? Or, a mid-day weekend showing? I fear everything else will be sold out, and I would like to watch the flick sooner rather than later. Leave a comment with your thoughts.
Update on crazy-travel:
The 3-weekend crazy-travel extravaganza has wrapped up. Hooray! However, it did not work quite as I would have thought. For starters, American is several days in arrears in terms of posting their flight info. So, even though I knew on a certain flight I'd be "going gold", that won't be reflected on my account for several days. Boo.
The other downside is that the special double-point promotion designed to make me Gold the second weekend and Platinum the third doesn't kick in until the end of June. That is, the bonus points won't post until then. So while I will be Gold sometime this week, it will be a while until my Platinum status is active. Mrs. Bart will likely rocket from Gold to Executive Platinum in one fell swoop around the same time.
The flights and trips generally went well. Munich was a delightful place. I would be fine not seeing Frankfurt again, although many of the little towns surrounding it deserve some exploration. But while Munich's transit system is as delightful as the city, Frankfurt's is screwy due to it being on the border of two provinces. So if I did a Frankfurt-area exploration, I would need to rent a car, breaking my longstanding ban on driving in foreign countries.
Only one major travel snafu: last night, our flight from Boston to Dallas was canceled. This was especially vexing because prior to boarding our London to Dallas flight, Mrs. Bart had asked about the possibility of getting on a London to Dallas direct flight. It would have required major $ to get on, so we opted for our original itinerary. Which then got screwed.
Not to go on too much of a jag, but here's the way I see it: American wanted to make some revenue from us in exchange for the convenience of having just one flight. I can dig that. The price was too high, though, and we rejected their offer. So American had empty seats on their London to Dallas direct flight. Best-case scenario is that we lost some time, and American lost some revenue. However, when we got to Boston, we found that the last flight to Dallas for the day had been canceled. So American put us up in a hotel, gave us meal vouchers, and put us on the 6 AM flight to Dallas. So what had been a rather neutral event in London turned into a major screwing for American - they not only lost out on our revenue by pricing their London to Dallas ticket change too highly, but they lost money in Boston by putting us up in a hotel, providing meal vouchers, and losing out on seat space on the 6 AM flight that they could have sold to someone else (I know this because the 6 AM flight was way overbooked).
So here's my question, American: would it have been so much trouble just to let us fill some of those empty seats and getting us to our final destination? Heck, I would've paid $50 per head for the convenience factor, but not $250 per head. Instead, you probably lost more than that on the hotel, vouchers, and seats we were taking from potential customers. We should have demanded two hotel rooms; that would have been awesome. Multiply that by several hundred thousand passengers, and I can see why they're losing money.
The worst part is that I love Boston. If we had planned to spend the night in Boston, it would have been awesome. Instead, we were stressed the hell out and ate in the hotel. (The food was fine, mind you, but I could've gone for a hot lobster roll in town.)
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Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Overdoing it
I'm a little weirded out that every major German city seems to have a "Jewish Museum". Admittedly, I also think it's weird that so many US cities have Holocaust museums, but with the Germans, it seems like they're overdoing it a bit.
Especially considering that the US actually has Jews. I guess Germany has some, too, but let's face it. They're not happy about it.
I told Mrs. Bart that Munich has the potential for a bad vibrations double-header: proximity to Dachau, and the location of the 1972 Olympics. Bad news for the Chosen People all around.
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Monday, May 04, 2009
Happy Star Wars Day!
Happy Star Wars Day!
Arguably, more days than not are Star Wars Day for me. Still, it's nice to memorialize it.
This Friday is going to be Star Trek Day for shizzle, when the new prequel opens. Bad news: I'll be out of the country that weekend. (Same thing happened with Revenge of the Sith in '05...) Good news: since I live near an IMAX theater and want to see it there anyway, I need to wait at least a week before braving that particular crowd.
Attention DFW area blog readers: you're going to see Star Trek with me at the IMAX @ Webb Chapel & LBJ. It's good old-fashioned nerdy fun.
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Friday, May 01, 2009
Another go-round
The problem with crazy-travel scheduling is that, when you're not crazy-traveling, or resting / recovering from crazy-traveling, you're working twice as hard at work to make up for the time you're not there. Because you were crazy-traveling.
Hence my lack of posting the last couple of days... we're leaving this afternoon for another go-round of the Frankfurt Shuffle. 18 hours on planes, 27 hours on the ground. Mrs. Bart is worried that they're going to detain us for being from a country near Mexico.
As far as the frequent flyer quest is concerned, this flight out would be the one that bumps us to gold status. However, that doesn't do much for you on an international flight.
Gotta pack... fortunately it's easy when you only need 1 change of clothes.
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