Why old people are awesome: Christmas Edition

This is an actual conversation between Mrs. Bart (MB) and Mrs. Bart's Grandmother (MBG). It's a great illustration of how awesome old people are.

MB: So, grandma, what's for Christmas dinner?

MBG: We're having ham.

MB: Any vegetables?

MBG: Well, I'm making scalloped potatoes, and butter beans, and of course, cornbread to go with the butter beans.

MB: So, no vegetables?

MBG: That's 3 vegetables!

MB: It might be nice to have something green... maybe I'll bring green beans.

MBG: I wouldn't bring green beans, we're already having beans!

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You might fault their dietary choices, but that generation won Korea, or something like that, so they must be doing something right.

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