Bad news, kids

Bad news for you, kids:



All these horrible things that are going to happen to you in the next few years? Barry's fabulous free government health care isn't going to kick in until 2013. So you're still going to die.

The good news is that if you're growing up in a household where your parents have to sell the house to pay for your leg cast, odds are you don't have much going for you anyways. And once all the new taxes to pay for Barry's fabulous free government health care kick in, your parents wouldn't be able to feed you, much less pay for your surgery.

Just thought you should know.

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