Sweet! Buno's out!

Oh man, I am so freaking excited. Today is the big release of Bruno! I mean, after hearing about it for months (seems like years!), the anticipation, the waiting, it's all over - time to get my ass to the movies, but I'm leaving my ass there, 'cause it's going to be laughed off!

Oh wait, I just remembered that I don't give a good god damn about Bruno. I must have been thinking about another movie.

Here's the real plan: see Moon this weekend, now that it's in wider release. Next weekend, see the new Harry Potter (preferably in IMAX). The Time Traveler's Wife on August 14, and Inglourious Basterds on August 21. Maybe G.I. Joe, if it's not too much of an abortion (how's that for setting the bar low?). If I can squeeze in Away We Go, Whatever Works, or (500) Days of Summer, so be it.

I've got Run Fatboy Run on DVD at home waiting to be watched. You think I'm going to go slumming with Bruno when I've got top-notch stuff at home? Screw that noise.

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