Bart: Cola Turka pitchman

Hey friends, it's your old pal Bart from ThisManMustBeStopped.com. You know, whenever I'm in Turkey, or just hanging out with Turkish friends overseas, I like to satisfy my thirst with a refreshing Cola Turka. Just open a moderately cold can, take a drink, and you'll say, "Mmm! Turkish!"

So remember, when you've got a Turk-sized thirst, and there's Turks watching you, forget those other sodas. Reach for the refreshing, Turkish cola: Cola Turka!

But don't take my word for it. Ask Turkish culture enthusiast Chevy Chase:





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