Contingency Plan: Twin Cities

This may seem like an unusual contingency plan, but just in case I ever have to relocate to the Twin Cities, I've picked out where I want to live. A little place called Little Canada. It's like Big Canada, but without Human Rights Tribunals for wronged religious and ethnic groups who don't have sufficient grounds to sue for libel.

What's not to like? The city news letter is Le Petit Canadien. They're proud of their French Canadian heritage and their lovely community. And it's way better than telling people you live in Minneapolis. It even has that cachet like hey, I live in Little Italy, or Little Ethiopia, or Chinatown. Except it's actually called Little Canada.

Maybe this contingency will never need to be acted on, but if it does, I'm prepared. Now to start working on my Boston, San Diego, San Francisco, Miami, Saint Louis, Chicago, Denver, Albuquerque, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Reno, Salt Lake City, Boise, Seattle, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Houston, Austin, Oklahoma City, Omaha, Kansas City, and Memphis contingency plans.

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