The Right Reverend Bart is in the heezy

I previously mentioned that an uncle (my favorite uncle, truth be told) is getting married, and there was a possibility I would be called upon to officiate. I don't think my services will be needed, but I had already set the wheels in motion and this week got a nice little certificate in the mail.

So thank you, Universal Life Church of Modesto, California. You totally ordained me. Now I can perform marriages. I already have a robe, so check that box. Or for you Baptists out there, I can wear a suit. Whatever.

And I was assured that, while I might not be doing the ceremony, I am the official backup minister for the weekend. Good to know.

When asked what I preferred to be called, I decided on "The Right Reverend". Adds a little high-church flair.

But if I do officiate... holy crap, will there be pictures.

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